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BackDoorMan's avatar

... I believe this is what Grace Slick was referring to when she said Jim Morrison gave girls a "wide on"...

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... I'm pretty sure he wouldn't do very well in that department either. I can't imagine anyone being self-loathing enough to want him.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

“This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."

- Dorothy Parker

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... and that's even with Lloyd sitting on his right hand until it went to sleep so he could pretend it was somebody else wankin' the wee peen.

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JoeChristmas's avatar

Aaron Schock?

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Sounds like you're well rid of your ex.

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arrrghle's avatar

which is sadly not all that far back at all...

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... maybe as a pity fuck, but only because of the accent. No nuptials.

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Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

We let a few live so we can have some annoying pix on our fakebook page. But more than 3 and they make life hard what with all the eating and pooping, and homework helping. And now mine need SAT or some advanced placement test fees. Kids ain't cheap!

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Rebecca Gardner's avatar

You described Elliot Rodger perfectly.https://youtu.be/mu6NKHtLzks

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malsperanza's avatar

No, hon, but if you're a wingnut, the chances are good you're male.

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Kip TW's avatar

The great philosopher Benny Bell explored many angles of the cow-and-milk problem (mp3 link).

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Rick Hill's avatar

It's, um, art.

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Rick Hill's avatar

Mmm...and blargle, too

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Lex Luthor's avatar

So, I bet he's very supportive of same-sex marriage, right? So as to destroy the institution he hates.

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D. L.'s avatar

To the former question, the answer is 'yes'.

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