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Robert Barron's avatar

I will assume this congenital idiot is related to either Silk or Diamond, or perhaps to both. This is the "please look at me crowd, I'll do anything for attention." Perhaps, just perhaps, if Dershowitz can't find a friend in Martha's Vineyard, Bruce would be available. I'm sure they would have so much to talk about, especially relevancy.

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phoenix00's avatar

With some very helpful hints from Putin's special operatives, I'm sure.

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cpcurtis's avatar

So I looked it up. Yes. And one picture of the offending salad was ploped on a plate with some ritz crackers in a half circle around it.

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LunaMoonstone's avatar

Meh; I discount them for this competition. They have twice as many opportunities to be embarrassing, and could you really judge Diamond and Silk for their individual embarrassment contribution? Do they seem as embarrassing just because the two of them feed off each other? That's too much for me to parse out.

As a double's group, though, they're strong contenders. Ben Carson and his wife put up a good showing too, though...

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LunaMoonstone's avatar

Hmm; tough call there. She's been around Trump longer, so you would suspect she'd have had more chances to realize how much of an asshole he is and get away from him. Then again, Omarosa didn't endear herself to most people before she became attached to the Trump campaign. Do you count that against her for embracing Trump, or was she just trying to make her money? And she did leave the Trump White House, although mostly because it seemed like she wasn't being treated like head bitch like she wanted... Long term maybe she's at the top, but at least at present, I'd say she's a strong second or third at best.

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phoenix00's avatar

I say 6 of one and half-dozen of the other. Opportunistic? Absolutely. Dunning-Krueger? Debatable.

I also think Omarosa left the WH because she's utterly useless.

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Sarah Smith's avatar

That was one of the CREEPIEST things I've ever seen!

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Sarah Smith's avatar

That's not a potato salad ruined by raisins, that's a Waldorf salad ruined by potatoes.

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

My grandmother and her sister in law had a yearlong fight about putting onions in potato salad (she said, offhandedly, “oh, you make yours plain.”). Raisins wouldn’t even enter the equation...

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sillyclucker's avatar

Awe hell naw!

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Zyxomma's avatar

TY, Stephen. Now following you on Twitter.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

He’s a Kapo-til fellow, I say

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RMS's avatar

omg and there's the Mustard Question

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RMS's avatar

Ditto

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