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Duhrew's avatar

Yeah … I know what Chump meetings are like … snooze … zzzzzzzzzzzz - wait … what is that noxious smell? Predigested Big Macs… Yep! Good luck ‘Merica…

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

That little coy side-eye MTG gassed off in the middle of her burble-pudding (about 30 seconds in) is really gross.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS HIDEOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Worse than being force fed canned clams......

Bagels of Doom's avatar

You know I hate to ask

But are 'friends' electric?

Only mine's broke down

And now I've no one to love

sorry, Gary.

Revenant's avatar

Remember how they accused US of worshipping President Obama? Again, again, again every accusation a confession.

Revenant's avatar

Remember how they accused US of worshipping President Obama? Again, again, again every accusation a confession.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

So nice, worth "Liking" twice!

PrincessKrapotkin's avatar

I swear, I can't lift my jaw off the floor. I just can't.

That's all.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. It's a sickness. They've all got it.

eddi-SABH's avatar

Three words: Pa The Tic.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

This is a very silly idea. There is no need to do this when I have already named the droppings I flush out to the ocean after the proven rapist, fraud and convicted felon Trump. Name the rest after him is just redundant and makes no sense.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

I won't repeat its' name ever...

It is The Fucking Guy (TGF)...that is all...

denimull's avatar

Margie tries so hard to be a "pick me" girl. Someone needs to tell her that no amount of ball fondling or ass licking will convince Diaper Don that she's "the one."

CzechJournalists's avatar

There was a story about some fringe religious organization being worried about witchcraft and evil orbs a long time ago on Wonkette. This is the picture I thought about when I read it and thought there might be some truth to the idea of glowing evil orbs.

Zen Gali's avatar

While we're at it, why not just rename the U.S. Oceania and call it a day.

John Thorstensen's avatar

I wonder how many of them have secret, uh, reservations, and how many have discovered that they truly love Big Brother, like Winston at the end of "1984" ... ?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

What really aggravates me is not the sycophancy of the true believes like MTG. That’s just their nature. What still baffles me are the people who know better, like Lindsey “if Trump becomes the nominee, he will destroy the party and we will deserve it” Graham. They know he’s unfit for office and yet they keep licking the orange balls.

Do they even remember what it was like to have self-respect?