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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It looks like they tore up some bush...and Laura was last heard saying, "Where is that marvelous cougar?"

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Dick Cheney does not have a lawn, just lava.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

People? What planet is this?

chascates's avatar

How many of Bush's plastic lawn jockeys were run over?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

He probably crashed because he was distracted while jamming a match book in the 8-Track player to make his Boston tape sound better.

Sean Gothman's avatar

Party at the Moon Tower.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

8-Tracks. You couldn't fast forward or rewind. And there was always at least one song that got chopped up between two of the tracks. But they were a lot easier than cassettes to dig out of the center console compartment.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Get off our lawns damnit!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Did they check the trunk for pretzels?

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Dubya was voted "Ex-President Most Likely To Have A Car Crash Into His Front Yard" by his daddy, Clinton and Carter. Oh and look!