Some guy was showing off his muscle car to his friends in George W. Bush's neighborhood last night and lost control of the car, ending up crashed on the former president's lawn. Sounds like Georgie's got the gang back together. The man told investigators he ran onto the Bushes' yard when his gas pedal became stuck. [...]
8-Tracks. You couldn't fast forward or rewind. And there was always at least one song that got chopped up between two of the tracks. But they were a lot easier than cassettes to dig out of the center console compartment.
Nicely done
It looks like they tore up some bush...and Laura was last heard saying, "Where is that marvelous cougar?"
Dick Cheney does not have a lawn, just lava.
People? What planet is this?
How many of Bush's plastic lawn jockeys were run over?
He probably crashed because he was distracted while jamming a match book in the 8-Track player to make his Boston tape sound better.
Party at the Moon Tower.
8-Tracks. You couldn't fast forward or rewind. And there was always at least one song that got chopped up between two of the tracks. But they were a lot easier than cassettes to dig out of the center console compartment.
Get off our lawns damnit!
Did they check the trunk for pretzels?
Dubya was voted "Ex-President Most Likely To Have A Car Crash Into His Front Yard" by his daddy, Clinton and Carter. Oh and look!