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ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

This Jew wants to declare that any Jew who works with Roy Moron is a shanda fur de goyim (as Abbie Hoffman called the judge overseeing the trial of the Chicago Seven).

ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

Give her time. She'll no doubt call Asians "orientals".

Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Let me guess, Kayla, you have a gay hairdresser too?

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

To be clear, she's not talking about a dear friend or loved one. She's talking about 'the help'. She's also not a racist because both, not one, but BOTH her maids are black.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

His son was better at cypherin'.

george lastrapes's avatar

But then again, the pseudoclassicist could well exemplify a better class of troll than that to which we have become, sad to say, all too accustomed here in the Wonkisphere.

Werewolf's avatar

To them, “Jew” *is* a verb-always accompanied by “down”.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

We always have quiche and mimosas on Christmas morning. It's kind of a tradition.

george lastrapes's avatar

Sporting his cowboy duds and gun he got from a Toys'r'Us.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The tweet that you expect Voldemort to be standing at the end of the hall was just so spot on.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

But not Moore vaginas. Those tend to be on the young side.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Ha! Like African American voters in Alabama are even allowed to vote.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Bad Santa's my favorite Christmas movie. Never saw Bad Santa 2, because I didn't think you could improve on the concept.

george lastrapes's avatar

His Derringer. Lotsa Derringers among the (alleged) chomos, one hears.