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This Jew wants to declare that any Jew who works with Roy Moron is a shanda fur de goyim (as Abbie Hoffman called the judge overseeing the trial of the Chicago Seven).

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Give her time. She'll no doubt call Asians "orientals".

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Let me guess, Kayla, you have a gay hairdresser too?

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Touché.

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To be clear, she's not talking about a dear friend or loved one. She's talking about 'the help'. She's also not a racist because both, not one, but BOTH her maids are black.

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His son was better at cypherin'.

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But then again, the pseudoclassicist could well exemplify a better class of troll than that to which we have become, sad to say, all too accustomed here in the Wonkisphere.

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To them, “Jew” *is* a verb-always accompanied by “down”.

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We always have quiche and mimosas on Christmas morning. It's kind of a tradition.

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Sporting his cowboy duds and gun he got from a Toys'r'Us.

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The tweet that you expect Voldemort to be standing at the end of the hall was just so spot on.

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But not Moore vaginas. Those tend to be on the young side.

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Ha! Like African American voters in Alabama are even allowed to vote.

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Bad Santa's my favorite Christmas movie. Never saw Bad Santa 2, because I didn't think you could improve on the concept.

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His Derringer. Lotsa Derringers among the (alleged) chomos, one hears.

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