MERRY EFFING CHRISTMAS, COREY LEWANDOWSKI!

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So Corey Lewandowski, that Trump idiot who assaulted a lady reporter from Breitbart (ALLEGEDLY, ACCORDING TO THE VIDEOTAPE!), who got canned from the Trump campaign and immediately love-hired by CNN, for journalism reasons, all while he continued to make a paycheck from the Trump campaign, you remember him? Yeah, you do.

Here Lewandowski is, on the Sean Hannity Teevee Funtimes Hour, where Sean Hannity slaps himself in the face with a Trump-shaped buttplug for SIXTY WHOLE MINUTES every night, saying this Christmas is going to be the best Christmas of all, because we are now allowed to say "Merry Christmas!" again, because Donald Trump, old Gropey Claus himself, has been elected president:

. @CLewandowski_: "You can say again, 'Merry Christmas', because Donald Trump is now the president." #Hannity   pic.twitter.com/XEyeCB9tfc 

— Fox News (@FoxNews) December 7, 2016 

No transcript, because you don't need one.

But we have a teensy weensy question for Corey Lewandowski. And just so he knows where we are coming from, we must point out that we, yr Wonkette, live inside the urban liberal bubble, at least as much as you can do so when you live in a large city in the South. And we say "Merry Christmas!" ALL THE TIME!

So, our question is:

WHAT FREAKING CRACKER BARREL BIG LOTS OUT IN THE STICKS HAS BEEN DENYING THIS ASSHOLE THE RIGHT TO SAY "MERRY CHRISTMAS"?

We know, it comes up every year, this mythical "War On Christmas" thing. But Jesus Christ sittin' on Santa's lap askin' for collectible Beanie Babies, this is ridiculous. No one has been denied their rights to do anything during theholidayChristmas season, even during the dark years of Secret Muslin O'Bummer.

So seriously, who has denied him his Merry Christmas-ing rights? And no, saying you were #triggered when the lady at TJ Maxx said "Happy Holidays!" to you does not count . If you're that much of a #specialsnowflake that you get #triggered by that, then you need to go back to your #safespace and #STFU so we don't have to listen to you crying.

OK, that is our question for Corey Lewandowski, to whom we would also like to say, MERRY EFFING CHRISTMAS, YOU PATHETIC TURD-WHISTLE.

In baby Jesus's name,

Amen.

[ Right Wing Watch ]