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Too bad conservatives don't look at government and taxes the same way they look at church and tithing. It'd be a completely different world.

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HI TACOS! How're you holding up darlin'!?

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If that "church" was sending the money to food banks or using it to buy protective gear for health care providers, I wouldn't have a problem with it. But I don't see any indication of that....

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Holy fuck, Cunt $ Laundry is sincerely into fleecing the folks :'(

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The medieval approach to dealing with heretics should be revived. We can start with this guy and every televangelist. Oh, and that dipshit in Louisiana.

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If they're actually following the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth, it's good. It's the ones skimming off bucks for financing jets that need a talking to. Among other things.

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With Zeus, its about sex with waterfowl.

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How’s your hole......family?

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That’s your problem right there, okay? See you need to get yourself a fallback pack of gullible rubes to fleece, okay? See this is where my consulting firm IFYGRTF (I Find You Gullible Rubes To Fleece) steps up to the (collection) plate for you and hits homerun after homerun, okay? Every. damn. time. okay? For a very modest fee besides!

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people just seeing dollar signs over people losing their lives are sick.

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MJs- come for the Christining, stay for the gefilte fish.

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Stop dissing our for profit healthcare system like that, yo!

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That video is, in fact, obligatory for any post, in any place, about prosperity grifters gospel.

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Wasn't that sex as waterfowl?

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In theory, it is an offering of faith in ${DEITY}, which ${DEITY} will then return many-fold. In practice, scrupulous people use it for legitimate purposes (like facilities and charitable work), and unscrupulous people are just grifting. And there are a *lot* in that latter category.

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