Metro Operators Whoring for Presents
* "I think my friend Lugosi has a better chance pulling a threesome with two hot chicks in his taxicab tonight. But I have been a Redskins fan ever since I was 5 years old and when you're a die hard fan the realist in you disappears and you keep believing." [ Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie ]
* "I am going to set the JetBlue corporate offices on fire." [ why.i.hate.dc ]
* "Did you really screw up with the gift you got your wife/ husband/ sister/ brother/ boss/ secretary/ mistress/ masseur/ milkman/ gym buddy and now you need to make it right? Need a New Year's gift for that special someone? Look no further." [ Metroblogging DC ]
* "Everyone have wonderful holiday this year. Please don't forget your favorite train operator. I accept cards, gift cards, credit cards, offroad vehicles, sports cars, Mercedes Benz. If everyone on this train did a collection you could get me something real nice." [ DCist ]