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•Why you can't buy wine at the Maryland Trader Joe's: Because Maryland said so, that's why. [ DCist ]
•How you can help FEMA help the Gulf help itself. [ DCiever ]
•Wouldn't you like some Butterstick the Panda for Christmas? [ WP ]
•American University president spends "nearly $44,000 in alcohol." Not at Trader Joe's, we're thinking. [ WP ]