Metro Section: Almost Apolitical
"Wow! Fenty hasn't even taken office yet, and he's already fixed the DC schools, eradicated crime, housed the homeless, and in general, turned DC into a utopia! Because, really, how else would he be able to waste his time with something like this?" [ The DC Universe ]
Latest from DC's #1 web novelist SethJ: "The air becomes thick with manure. The driver loves it." [ American Night ]
Someone found her blog by googling: "I'm wasting my life away". [ DC Katastrophe ]
Six year old writes awesome lyrics: "I am a rockstar, and I pee everywhere with my penis." [ Freewheeling Spirit ]
New family-owned Ethiopian coffee and tea house on H street. No turbos. [ Frozen Tropics ]