Metro Section: And Your Momma's Good Lookin'
In a just world "Congressional Signature Machine Operator" would be a union job. [ DCist ]
The God damn country is adrift and rudderless! [ Hey Pretty ]
Quick sanity check before you take the bladder out of the box of wine, put it in your jacket pocket, and head out. [ Rock Creek Rambler ]
Magic 8 ball says, "I see more schoolyard-sandbox-as-metaphor" articles in your future. [ DCeiver via Fishbowl DC ]