Metro Section: Brains, Power, and Muscle

* Pass the Grey Poupon bitches! [ Reuters ]

* The horny old men of K St. -- timeless in their ogling. [ Circle V ]

* So many unanswered questions about that suitable-for-mounting Al-Zarqawi portrait. [ Church of the Big Sky ]

* Wondering what all your friends with accents keep talking about? Find out tomorrow. [ DCist ]