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Metro Section: Burbs Edition
•Hipster pastor in People's Republic of Arlington won't wed breeders anymore in protest against gay marriage ban: Everyone gets "commitment ceremony." Republicans sputter: "It's a terrible message to send to our youth." [ WP ]
•Butterstick debut: B-minus 22 days. [ AP ]
•Free booze at midnight! Don't wear white to a Beaujolais party and other hints. [ DCist ]
•"I Want to Fuck a Powerful Congressional Staffer" Oxymoron much? [ Craigslist ]
•Alexandria's Parent's Television Council responsible for 23,542 out of 23,547 (all but five) FCC indecency complaints in one one-month period. [ B&C ]