Metro Section: DC Bloggers Have Opinions, Hormones

•How worried should you be about the mercury spills at Cardoza High? [ DCiever ]

•The romance of having caught someone's eye diminishes rapidly when you realize the person in question has eyes like velcro. [ Too Many Missed Connections to Post to Craigslist ]

•We think we know this guy: "Sometimes, you're dressed normally, maybe carrying a newspaper and a coffee, as you were this past Sunday. Other times, you're wearing a cheerleader outfit and a long-haired wig." [ why.i.hate.dc ]