Metro Section: Expensive Club Outfits

* Grant it, Washington is a town of Southern efficiency. [ Craigslist ]

* Get on the Fucker Bus to Page Fuckergate. [ Sour N Sweet ]

* Alan Morrison joins DC attorney general's office. [ City Desk ]

* "When I started blogging, I didn't see men in a negative way." [ Redhead in the City ]

* Pick out your dog's outfit for Tuesday's 5th annual Sugar and Champagne Affair at the Hotel Palomar. [ Metrocurean ]

* Blogger wears "expensive club outfits," drinks screwdrivers. [ Roosh V ]