Metro Section: Heart Attack

* "DC law requires residents to remove snow from sidewalks and steps within eight hours of daylight after the snow stops. Avoid overexertion when shoveling snow. Overexertion can bring on a heart attack--a major cause of death during the winter." [ DCist ]

* "Valentine's Day is a Christian corruption of a pagan festival involving werewolves, blood and fucking." [ Ross Notes ]

* Closing prices from January home sales in Petworth. [ Petworth News ]

* "GWU IS A TERRIBLE UNIVESITY! Do you know how I know? Because I went there, and I just misspelled UNIVERSITY" [ Pop Pop Bang ]

* Careful with the mouseovers or you will get nauseated. [ Near Southeast Washington DC Redevelopment/Revitalization ]