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Metro Section: Heart Attack
* "DC law requires residents to remove snow from sidewalks and steps within eight hours of daylight after the snow stops. Avoid overexertion when shoveling snow. Overexertion can bring on a heart attack--a major cause of death during the winter." [ DCist ]
* "Valentine's Day is a Christian corruption of a pagan festival involving werewolves, blood and fucking." [ Ross Notes ]
* Closing prices from January home sales in Petworth. [ Petworth News ]
* "GWU IS A TERRIBLE UNIVESITY! Do you know how I know? Because I went there, and I just misspelled UNIVERSITY" [ Pop Pop Bang ]
* Careful with the mouseovers or you will get nauseated. [ Near Southeast Washington DC Redevelopment/Revitalization ]