Metro Section: Isn't Life Juicy?
* The CVS at the Starburst intersection was robbed, causing an elderly woman to faint. [ Frozen Tropics ]
* Spot the Nazi bus and Eva Braun will poop on your chest. [ Mayhem By Miss M ]
* Best tender breasts aren't even on the menu anymore. Get in the know. [ The DC Concierge ]
* Shutdown Day 2007. OMGROTFLOL. [ The View from Dupont ]
* New Whole Foods in Fairfax has wine tasting bar, five gourmet restaurants and fashion beers. One of only two "concept" locations. [ Go Clipless ]