Metro Section: Killers, Killers, Everywhere

* Dick showed up just on time, was booed, and bounced one to the plate. They must have a script for this. Oh and a game too. Nats got killed, in case you hadn't heard. [ Ball Wonk ]

* Why oh why!?! We are so totally nice, really nice. [ Anacostia Diaries ]

* Kids today have it all wrong. Guys! You're supposed to be getting stoned, not stoning. [ DCist ]