Metro Section: Kramer? I Don't Even Know Her

* Michael "Kramer" Richards is a big racist. [ Tension ]

* Beltway Vagina blog shuts down. [ Beltway VJ ]

* Sam Smith points out that Ben's Chili Bowl featured in Zippy the Pinhead and that if you live on the 100 block of D Street SE, you will suffer a public firing. [ City Desk ]

* Borat taught Karen Hughes a thing or two about fisting the anoose. [ Princess Sparkle Pony ]

* Review of Saturday's Book Arts festival in Silver Spring. [ darn knit ]

* Suicide? "In three weeks it won't matter anymore. Too bad this mc has lasted for three months. I wish it could have been different." [ Craigslist ]