Metro Section: Lisping Defensively

•Discover the official Log Cabin Republican liquor store and club house. [ DCSOB ]

•"A defense of Santorum's opposition to LGBT rights is always entertaining when uttered with a lisp." [ VividBlurry ]

•"Hillary Clinton moves like a ninja. Or a cat. A cat ninja. Silently and deadlily. She gets in and out. She travels in the blind spot of your eye. She's Keyser Soze. And she's really really nice about it." [ DCeiver ]

•So what's Roberts been up today, anyway?: "[I]f you are interested in a little NSA sex in the Capitol building with a good looking white male, drop me a line...." [ Craigslist ]