Metro Section: Macaca, Senkaku, Seattle...
Here's last night's Allen/Webb debate. It was mostly boring except for when they got all Borscht Belt . [ YouTube ]
Ethnic woman and goth child needed to pose for fake family holiday photo card "at a Target or similar venue." [ Craigslist ]
"...like "hello!" I'm a man God Dammit!... I certainly don't want to get rid of my wife, she's definitely home-base!" [ Craigslist ]
"It's just sad to think that this entire cabal of repressed goat anuses has willingly enforced or enabled tons of legislation that makes life harder forothersame-sex couples, while they turn Congress into the modern equivalent of the bathhouses of ancient Rome." [ TOTAL INFORMATION AWARENESS ]