Metro Section: Master and Proprietor of Nature
Jordanian hipsters are ahead of the curve, already discussing Middle Eastern "crisis" with detached irony. [ My Occupied Territory ]
James Carville has better Nats tickets than you. [ Oxy Moron: Hipster Dork ]
DCPD now fighting crime with malnourished animals and McCain style "straight-talk." [ Café 227 ; Time I'll Never Get Back ]
Misanthropic local television reporter does thinly veiled piece on how much she hates coworkers, self. [ DCist ]
You can never be too stupid to work for FEMA. [ Craigslist ]