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Crime emergency continues as corn-rolled City-council-candidate-car-killer kicks out window, escapes police, vows Cropp is next. [ Stop, Blog, And Roll ]
DC braces for the coming throngs of "an unholy army of undead mice." [ Pie Pants ]
"Screen On The Green" begins tonight as soon as the sun stops blazing, meaning you can start. [ DCist ]
Wirededitor and Web 2.0 ethos-definer Chris Anderson was, like everyone else, in a DC postpunk band. [ Valleywag ]