Metro Section: Relevance Is As Relevance Does

• Typical Hill staffer workday: Google themselves until lunch, check Yahoo! Results in the afternoon. [ A Blog For The Rest of Us ]

• Get your ass in character -- it's the Bush laugh that makes the costume, not the Bush mask. [ Circumlocutor ]

• Halloween 2006: The high water mark of wretched excess in Western Civilization. [ Brunch Bird ]

•  Washingtonian mag unveils new website with Garret Graff's party blog, same articles you browse in the supermarket line before putting back. [ Fishbowl DC ]