Metro Section: Same Auld Shit

* Our only New Years advice: stick with this list , avoid this one . [ WP ]

* This is what it looks like when Lou Dobbs leaves a missed connection. [ craistlist ]

* January 4 is the only national holidaywe'llbe celebrating. We're undefeated at drunk Genus 1. Taking all comers. [ FreeRide ]

* So does everyone in Washington go to Florida at some point during the holidays? Hasn't anyone learned their lesson yet? [ Circumlocutor ]