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Metro Section: Secrets, Crayons and Rape
* Ever influential DC Area Film Critics Association gives Best Film honor toUnited 93. Come on guys. Christmas is coming. [ DCist ]
* Holiday Market begins today 7th and F streets, NW. Buy some crap for your relatives, but don't come crawling back to us when they hate it. [ Gallery Place Living ]
* Sad news: the Cerulean Warbler ( Red Sage ) rejected from the Endangered Species Act (Penn Quarter). [ DC Audubon Society ]
* "Effective 12/01/2006, it is against the law to pass a metro bus stopped at the bus-stop near a corner and to make a right turn. You must wait behind the bus until it moves, if you need to make a right turn." [ bloomingdale ]
* This guy calls himself a rapist, writes a little poetry: "During sex, all the power belongs to the male because he controls the speed, tempo, force, and rhythm..." [ Roosh V ]
* You are a creative bunch today -- this gal destroys Duchamp & friends with a box of crayons and a thesaurus. [ In the Gutter ]