Metro Section: Seventy Times Seven Edition
•Marion Barry skates on tax evasion charges, receives probation instead of jail time. Political future now completely dependent on gasification. [ DCist ]
•Montgomery County schools bans popular social networking tool MySpace from its servers. Move decried by Good Charlotte as MoCo High Schoolers face an uncertain future of awkward, sweaty conversations. [ NBC Channel 4 ]
•Don't worry! We will so too find a way to totally fuck up free WiFi! [ Raw Fisher ]
•Trouble afoot for Washington Times? [ FishbowlDC ]