•The D.C. bat-belt. [ Unrequited Narcissism ] •The ban on public urination: What would Hitchens do? [ DCeiver ] •The true D.C. man is both never taken and never single: "My FWB is something of a relationship placeholder until I meet someone with a slightly better mix of sex appeal and conversation skills (and who likes to play cards)." The D.C. woman, on the other hand, "has now been taught that settling is for Midwestern girls." [
Metro Section: Still Posting Under Protest
Metro Section: Still Posting Under Protest
Metro Section: Still Posting Under Protest
•The D.C. bat-belt. [ Unrequited Narcissism ] •The ban on public urination: What would Hitchens do? [ DCeiver ] •The true D.C. man is both never taken and never single: "My FWB is something of a relationship placeholder until I meet someone with a slightly better mix of sex appeal and conversation skills (and who likes to play cards)." The D.C. woman, on the other hand, "has now been taught that settling is for Midwestern girls." [