Metro Section: The Bar is Called Heaven
* Having returned from his cosmic vacation, "The Rev" orders The Washington Times to get with the times. [ Metroblogging DC ]
* Ann Taylor fetishists consider DC holy and sacred ground. [ Overheard in New York ]
* The word everyone is too afraid to say: mime. [ Why I Hate DC ]
* It's a marginal national day with no significance - yet still used to shit on DC! [ Blogging About the Colony of DC ]
* Tucker Carlson buys a $4 million dollar house in Palisades; just breathe into a paper bag, nice and slow. [ Fishbowl DC ]