Metro Section: The Single Life

* Some advice for the ladies: "Stop being a bitch." Uh, thanks. [ DC Bachelor ]

* Some advice for the clueless: "Isn't it obvious that he wants to bang you? For a law student you are pretty slow." [ First Date DC ]

* Some advice for the self-promoting: Nominate yourself -- or have a friend nominate you -- as one of Washingtonian magazine's "20 Most Eligible Singles." [ Washingtonian via DCist ]