Metro Section: There Is No Spoon
* The Force is strong in you, grasshopper, but you are not a wonk'd master yet. [ Unrequited Narcissism ]
* So you wanna be a blogger? Here's what not to do. [ Virgle Kent ]
* If Sartre were alive today, No Exit would have had boozed up Hill-nerds talking about net neutrality. [ America's Future ]
* Morgan "Johnny Cakes" Spurlock had his TV producers pay for him to go to jail, where happy meals are not available. [ Blah Blah Blog ]
* There are way too many things wrong with this post. [ Craigslist ]