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Metro Section: Tools, Knives, and Blades
* Congressman Steve King (R-IA) claims Iraq is now safer than the mean streets here in D.C. Reached at his home, Southeast Jerome offered, "I'll cut a bitch from Iowa." [ NewsMax ]
* The "Straightification" of 17th St. appears complete. [ Circle V ]
* A comprehensive assessment of National Review's " Fifty Greatest Conservative Rock Songs of all time." [ DCeiver ]
* Stay classy DC law students, and close your whorish mouths. [ Won L ]