Metro Section: Trust Us On The Sunscreen
Hyper-capitalist DC police know it's only about the benjamins. [ Good at Drinking, Bad at Life ]
All of civilization rests on the presumption that after the massive exertion of holding the "door open" button, the holder receives acknowledgement from the holdee. Failure means chaos. [ More Than My Luggage ]
Neurological disorders are fucking hilarious, apparently. [ Craigslist ]
12 year old boy steal your phone? Chase n' mace. [ Metroblogging DC ]