Metro Section: Vice City

* If you can't tax it, then God hates it. [ Circle V ]

* Bill Frist loves an open bar as much as you do. [ Till Human Voices Wake Us, and We Drown ]

* The best-looking woman at a DHS meeting is any woman at a DHS meeting. [ Melissa the Misanthrope ]

* The party is tonight, but get your, "I have no recollection, Senator," ready for tomorrow. [ DCist ]