Metro Section: We Bought the Mayor a Brand New Sash
* Adrian Fenty turns 36, celebrates by baking weed brownies and seeingThe Fountain. [ DCist ]
* We agree, Rep. Kingston, spending time here eats away at families, libido, syntax. [ Alligators on a Party Barge ]
* Hot 99.5FM morning show needs a sidekick for DJ Kane. This is a dream job. Send Kane your craziest clip, but try hard because he's from Florida. [ Hot 99.5 ]
* Bloggers describing their breasts as spectacular. Score another one for citizen media! [ Yeah, so I'm... ]
* Just what Capitol Hill needs, now that Foley is gone. [ Barzelay ]