Assumed Mexican president-elect Enrique Peña Nieto is a snappy dresser. He's 45 years old with a handsome baby face. He has a molded Pompadour. He poses for the cameras "like Brad Pitt and DiCaprio." He's been compared to John F. Kennedy. He's a political movie star, married in a storybook top hats n' tails wedding to a
And who said innovation was dead in Amurika?
Are those two young ladies wearing bumper stickers instead of cut-off t-shirts? That must hurt like heck when they are pealed off.
Still, however, a novel idea.
Obama spent part of the day at an immigration ceremony. WITH PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T AMERICANS UNTIL HE SHOWED UP!
If it's like mine it quickly lost self-awareness and just became another appendage. And at age 58 it drips a little now.
Dry foot. Wetback.
Doesn't posting articles about foreign countries on July 4th disrespect the troops?
This according to the Rules of <strike>Calvinball</strike> Real America. Wonkette is so disgraceful.
Why didn&#039;t he just save some time and give them all fake birth certificates? That&#039;s how HE became a &quot;citizen&quot;!
he may be stupid, but he&#039;s wayyy prettier than anything that came out of alaska.
sorry, shallow i know, but it had to be said.
Good lord...it&#039;s like a fucking virus.
Well fuck him...I can see Taco Bell from my house.
And how will this affect the price of marijuana in the U.S.? And will Gabriel Garcia Marquez write a novel about him?
Does he have any fat single parent mom-daughters?
45 comments before something relevant.