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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

And who said innovation was dead in Amurika?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Are those two young ladies wearing bumper stickers instead of cut-off t-shirts? That must hurt like heck when they are pealed off.

Still, however, a novel idea.

chascates's avatar

Obama spent part of the day at an immigration ceremony. WITH PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T AMERICANS UNTIL HE SHOWED UP!

chascates's avatar

If it's like mine it quickly lost self-awareness and just became another appendage. And at age 58 it drips a little now.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Doesn't posting articles about foreign countries on July 4th disrespect the troops?

This according to the Rules of <strike>Calvinball</strike> Real America. Wonkette is so disgraceful.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Why didn't he just save some time and give them all fake birth certificates? That's how HE became a "citizen"!

fuflans's avatar

he may be stupid, but he's wayyy prettier than anything that came out of alaska.

sorry, shallow i know, but it had to be said.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Good lord...it's like a fucking virus.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well fuck him...I can see Taco Bell from my house.

chascates's avatar

And how will this affect the price of marijuana in the U.S.? And will Gabriel Garcia Marquez write a novel about him?

schmannity's avatar

Does he have any fat single parent mom-daughters?

schmannity's avatar

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