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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

And who said innovation was dead in Amurika?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Are those two young ladies wearing bumper stickers instead of cut-off t-shirts? That must hurt like heck when they are pealed off.

Still, however, a novel idea.

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chascates's avatar

Obama spent part of the day at an immigration ceremony. WITH PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T AMERICANS UNTIL HE SHOWED UP!

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chascates's avatar

If it's like mine it quickly lost self-awareness and just became another appendage. And at age 58 it drips a little now.

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schmannity's avatar

Dry foot. Wetback.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Doesn't posting articles about foreign countries on July 4th disrespect the troops?

This according to the Rules of <strike>Calvinball</strike> Real America. Wonkette is so disgraceful.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Why didn't he just save some time and give them all fake birth certificates? That's how HE became a "citizen"!

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fuflans's avatar

he may be stupid, but he's wayyy prettier than anything that came out of alaska.

sorry, shallow i know, but it had to be said.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Good lord...it's like a fucking virus.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well fuck him...I can see Taco Bell from my house.

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chascates's avatar

And how will this affect the price of marijuana in the U.S.? And will Gabriel Garcia Marquez write a novel about him?

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schmannity's avatar

Does he have any fat single parent mom-daughters?

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schmannity's avatar

45 comments before something relevant.

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