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Unsaintific's avatar

"the resulting lawsuit & action will be swift and devastating. That is not a threat. It is a promise. #Basta"

Damn! I've got a boner.

JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

I'm going to have to part ways with you on this. I like the ants better.

JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

I'd like to see it done in D.C. with a platoon of carpenter ants.

JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

Word has it that they were each armed with bandoleers of singles. The post-sting inventory?: $0

JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

What makes the muskrat guard his musk?

Dianna Deem's avatar

Malcolm Nance begs to differ.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Can top that

Big brother rolls up with idiot friends, dashes into house Idiot friend yells loud enough to be heard down the block:

“DON’T FORGET WATER FOR THE BONG!”

Dad wakes up from nap, rushes car, “WADDAYAMEAN WATER THE LAWN!”

Level 100 hysterics ensue as carful was already half-baked

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

And an IQ higher than your average root vegetable

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Might be a New York thing (flight to JFK tomorrow from Cali)

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Or “Jackass Plays the Catskills “ on Lifetime

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

From the Lincoln Lawyer:

“Every case against my clients is a slapdash job performed in a hurry by unlicensed contractors “

Now, at the other end, you have the Feds, who take their time and build solid cases or generally don’t bother. A lot of street collars have the stench of “rush to get ‘Er done and hit the bar “ all over them