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"the resulting lawsuit & action will be swift and devastating. That is not a threat. It is a promise. #Basta"

Damn! I've got a boner.

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I'm going to have to part ways with you on this. I like the ants better.

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With votes.

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What goes up...

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I'd like to see it done in D.C. with a platoon of carpenter ants.

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Word has it that they were each armed with bandoleers of singles. The post-sting inventory?: $0

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What makes the muskrat guard his musk?

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Malcolm Nance begs to differ.

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That is good ;)

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Can top that

Big brother rolls up with idiot friends, dashes into house Idiot friend yells loud enough to be heard down the block:

“DON’T FORGET WATER FOR THE BONG!”

Dad wakes up from nap, rushes car, “WADDAYAMEAN WATER THE LAWN!”

Level 100 hysterics ensue as carful was already half-baked

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And an IQ higher than your average root vegetable

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Might be a New York thing (flight to JFK tomorrow from Cali)

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Or “Jackass Plays the Catskills “ on Lifetime

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From the Lincoln Lawyer:

“Every case against my clients is a slapdash job performed in a hurry by unlicensed contractors “

Now, at the other end, you have the Feds, who take their time and build solid cases or generally don’t bother. A lot of street collars have the stench of “rush to get ‘Er done and hit the bar “ all over them

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Lip locking?

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