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Bridget Malone's avatar

And I want it all to play uncut on Fox. Somehow, Ann Coulter needs to be severely punished. Maybe like the poor geese and ducks, force-fed until her liver explodes. This might have to be an extra-legal operation. At this point my mind wanders that way.

Bridget Malone's avatar

Trump's ruined cocktail time for us Big Lebowski fans.

Bridget Malone's avatar

It's important that this be done correctly.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

This is what I want... I want all of them to be exposed as the cheap, traitorous grifters that they are. I want them to admit that they're cheap, traitorous grifters in open court. I want them to be seen as so ridiculous and contemptible that they never have a day in which they don't writhe in shame at least twice at the thought of their own humiliation and fall. I want them to be seen as so ridiculous and contemptible that no one but the most truly delusional would ever think of them as martyrs or of their grift as a cause.

Also, I want every single one of those fuckers to be afflicted by a patch of constantly itchy skin between the shoulder blades, just out of reach.

Don't forget Bannon, Flynn, and Nunes while we're making lists.

Cat Cafe's avatar

Sorry, sorry, totally my bad, you are right!!

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Lassie is busy knocking Timmy into that abandoned well so she can be a hero. It turns out Lassie has Munchausen syndrome by proxy

fifthdentist's avatar

Hey, give the turtle man some love, man! I'd put him above Ryan, even. For McConnell's Supreme Court fuckery alone he should be very close to the top.

fifthdentist's avatar

The stress he is/may* be feeling could bring things to a head sooner.

* I don't know whether he feels stress. Being a complete sociopath, he may have less cares than a newborn baby Trumplet. Or, if he does feel stress, it is at a level much lower than a normal person in his position would feel. Rage, however, is another matter. Supposedly Lenin's raging temper was a factor in the series of strokes that first incapacitated, then killed him.Trump seems to rage against his victimhood, it's just "not fair" that all of those crooked people are trying to ruin his crooked presidency and prevent him from doing all those crooked, beautiful things to/for the wonderful American (white) people. (No, he's not really going to do anything for white people who aren't Russians or tangled up deeply with Russians.)

fifthdentist's avatar

Bear not happy. Bear wondering how high he, Bear, have to jump to get out of there and get that breakfasts.

Billy Wigglestaff's avatar

There's very little rigor in a coal mine.

Daniel's avatar

Last night as I was going to bed, very tired, I was just dropping off when I heard a tapping at the window. You'll never guess who it was. Bloody Robert Mueller.

Daniel's avatar

He was a put upon lackey with dumbass lackeys of his own. I wonder what he could have achieved with a better staff.

phoenix00's avatar

Given the Border Patrol high-speed chase that resulted in a flipped SUV and 5 deaths, too soon man.

Also: Cohen's either gonna sing like another one of Mueller's canaries or he'll try to flee with a private jet. None of this plebian car-chase stuff.