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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

His cuff links are known to be cheap fakes.

His CUFF LINKS.

Shocked Squirrel is Shocked's avatar

Cohen paid Stormy; Kushner paid Cohen; Ivanka paid Kushner; Don Jr. paid Ivanka; and Don Jr.’s end-of-year bonus from The Trump Organization was $130,000 higher than last year thanks to his outstanding performance. You don’t believe me? Fine. Come up with a better theory.

If you don't think that in every step of the transaction, the intermediary didn't get a "finder's fee" added for their own benefit, you're fooling yourself. By the time Donnie Jr.'s bonus was added to, I'd bet it was at least $500,000 higher. And that that bonus came from the Trump Foundation, provided by the donors.

JoeChristmas's avatar

So Cohen did the Stormy Shithole too?

And, why didn't they just let this die out like all the other un fucking believable scandals over the last two years? À la not enforcing sanctions, or Whitefish Energy, or...Something bothers them about this.

And Maggie Habermas is a rube.

Donna Mueller's avatar

cohen is a lawyer?? where did he pass the bar? on the moon??? when the story of this horse shitshow in D.C. is written a few years from now, the title should be- "All the Presidents Idiots".

Terpsichord's avatar

In Trumpenfuhrerland, the blahs don't get due process.

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Hell, Erie ain't that far from me. Used to live right next door to it in fact.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

"He declined to answer several follow-up questions..."

Was one of the follow up questions "Do you really expect anyone to believe this obvious load of shit?" Because it should have been.

Aladdin Sane's avatar

The Amazon Men on the Moon didn't work out so well.

Aladdin Sane's avatar

That's...a timely link.

So is this drilling in and digging down, or drilling down and digging in?

arensb's avatar

Wait, I thought the corporation was STEPHANIE CLIFFORD. Is there a Stephanie Clifford corporation as well?

Aladdin Sane's avatar

The shit, while I doubt sanctified, is definitely about fucking.

coco lurks from home's avatar

I did that just last week. Oh wait, no I didn't.

matthewthawkins's avatar

I suspect Trump has gotten himself into Stormy Waters.