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Michael Cohen Would Like This Qatari Guy To Put The Millions In The Bag Please, He'll See That The Trump Family Gets It
You can just Venmo me a couple million, I'll make sure it gets to him!
WTF is going on here? Did Michael Cohen really try to shake down the Qatari sovereign wealth fund for the Trump family? Is that what Michael Avenatti was getting at in this tweet on Sunday?
Warning ignored. So here it goes.
December 12, 2016 - Trump Tower. Details to follow... pic.twitter.com/aEuuhRHB4a— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) May 13, 2018Â
Avenatti's tweet shows Trump dipshit Michael Cohen boarding an elevator at Trump Tower on December 12, 2016, with Ahmed Al-Ruhaimi, the former diplomat who was then heading up the Qatar Investment Authority -- a $100 billion branch of the Qatari sovereign wealth fund. After first refusing to comment, Al-Ruhaimi confirmed yesterday that he was in Trump Tower that day for a series of meetings with the incumbent president's posse. But in his version of the story, he only saw Cohen briefly when Cohen "popped in" to a meeting.
 The Daily Mail reports that a "a senior Kuwaiti government source close to Al-Rumaihi" told the paper,
Al-Rumaihi called him and boasted that Cohen had asked him for money in exchange for influence in the Trump administration.
The official said: 'He said Cohen told him to send millions to various members of the Trump family.' Al-Rumaihi did not do so, the official added. The Trump family members were not named.
We're taking this whole story with several grains of salt, since there were a lot of people in that elevator, including Michael Flynn. It's difficult to imagine anyone, even a guy as bone stupid as Michael Cohen, busting into a meeting like the Kool-Aid man to shout GIVE ME MUNEEZ FOR MISTER TWUMP AND THE SPAWN OF HIS PERFECT LOINS.
On the other hand, we are talking about someone who put on this jacket and parked himself at a cigar bar with the cast of Goodfellas during his own court hearing. So, anything's possible.
But why are we talking about Qatar again? Why is your favorite mommyblog bringing you a second story this week (and it's only Wednesday!) about a country half the size of New Jersey whose entire population is 2.5 million people? Why does this Al-Rumaihi character keep popping up at the weirdest times?
GOOD QUESTION!
Al-Rumaihi is the guy who allegedly offered to sponsor Steve Bannon's political fuckery as a way to influence the Trump Administration. And he did it by cozying up to rapper Ice Cube and subsidizing his 3-on-3 basketball league. Because it is 2018, and we are all trapped in the stupidest timeline!
Remember, Ice Cube and his business partner Jeff Kwatinetz are suing a whole spate of Qataris, including Al-Ruhaimi, for failing to pony up the full $20 million of promised seed capital. Kwatinetz alleges that the Qataris were never really into him at all, they just wanted to get with his hot friend Steve Bannon once they found out he'd been dumped by Rebecca Mercer and was back in the market for a sugardaddy. The Daily Mail reports,
'Mr. Al-Rumaihi requested I set up a meeting between him, the Qatari government, and Steven Bannon, and to tell Steve Bannon that Qatar would underwrite all of his political efforts in return for his support,' Kwatinetz said.
Kwatinetz said in the court document that he was 'appalled' at the idea of 'a bribe of any kind', declined the offer immediately and did not tell Bannon about it.
The court document says: 'Mr. Al-Rumahi laughed and then stated to me that I shouldn't be naive, that so many Washington politicians take our money, and stated 'do you think [Michael] Flynn turned down our money?''
Oh, the Qataris joked about having Michael Flynn in their pocket? This guy on the Trump Tower elevator with Cohen and Al-Ruhaimi on December 12?

You don't say!
Look, there are a lot of theories about how Qatar fits into the Trump-Russia sexxytimes. Last night, Fordham law professor Jed Shugarman  suggested to Rachel Maddow that the Qataris were funneling money from the sale of Rosneft to Trump. To which we say ... MAYYYYYYBE??? Some people think that Jared Kushner encouraged Saudi aggression against Qatar as a way of exerting pressure on the Qataris to loan money to his family business. Which is also a big MAYYYYYYBE??? in our book.
Let's just say there are A LOT of coincidences.
Here, we made you a timeline!
December 2016: Russian government sells 19.5% stake in Russian oil giant Rosneft to Qatari sovereign wealth fund and Swiss commodities trading company Glencore, who then turn around and sell some parts of it back to Russia.Â
Also December 2016: Al-Ruhaimi and Qatar's finance minister Mohammed bin Abdulrahman Al Thani show up for those meetings at Trump Tower with Michael Cohen and Michael Flynn.
April 2017: Jared Kushner's father hits up the Qatari foreign minister for money to refinance the family's devil building at 666 5th Avenue. Qataris politely tell him to take a hike.
May 2017: Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates institute a blockade of Qatar with Donald Trump's blessing. Although the US has 40,000 troops stationed in the country, Donald Trump decides that Qatar is a state-sponsor of terrorism.
August 2017: Al-Ruhaimi tries for 3-pointer from half-court, fails to buy Bannon from Ice Cube.
November 2017: Kushner family business gets $184 million loan from Apollo Commercial Real Estate Trust, whose largest investor is the Qatari sovereign wealth fund.
March 2018: Â NBCÂ reports that the Qataris decided not to drop a dime on Kushner for trying to shake them down for cash, and so they have ceased to cooperate with the Mueller investigation.
Also March 2018: Trump tells Saudis and Emiratis that Qatar is really good on terrorism now, so they should lift the blockade.
April 2018: Hosanna! Kushner companies finds someone to refinance their loan on 666 5th Avenue.
OH, HUH. Well, when you put it like that!
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[ Daily Mail / Daily Mail, again / Jed Shugerman Timeline ]