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Weird Fishes's avatar

The SOB who brings them down should get a parade

Sons of Ares's avatar

This pic and the one of sniveling Cohen are *perfect*.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I think he went to Touro... https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

My cousin's husband went there, also too. It's where people who decided to go to law school later in life and guys you didn't think would ever be lawyers go.

CassandraLeo's avatar

Better call Saul.

(yes, yes, Saul Goodman libelz; Saul is actually a pretty competent lawyer)

just_jim's avatar

Oops. I gave them too much credit. It's obvious the light isn't on for those goobers.

Thorn Spike's avatar

Look up "meathead" in the dictionary...

Jessie's avatar

Ho. Lee. Shit...

Maybe we should just arm all the Trump people, the problem would solve itself!

The Villainess+'s avatar

Really, interesting. on reddit, a downvote is expected. it's unamerican to upvote on reddit unless the post or comment is made by a spammer or troll.

The Villainess+'s avatar

Donald Trump and a zombie raccoon had a turd-baby together because someone loves going bareback. They named their turd-baby, Michael Schwartz.

HairyEyedWordBombThrower's avatar

Hey! At least give American Science & Surplus (www.sciplus.com) a shout out for using their logo at the bottom of the story!

JohnTomato's avatar

Schwartz doesn't even play a lawyer on TV.

Leonard J Krabbs's avatar

Cohen's lawyer is an idiot, but he didn't mansplain anything on CNN unless legal concepts are things that only women can understand.

Rick Prose's avatar

Schwartz is definitely the schlemazel in this scenario.

Mavenmaven's avatar

The saddest part is that despite all this frank malevolent incompetence, somehow Trump will ultimately get through this unharmed. Because money and power trumps law.

greyXstar's avatar

The supermassive black hole of stupid. Let's out loud, to the entire world admit that the Trump Org is a two-bit mob racket.