VEY IZ MIR! Donald Trump and his lawyers are breaking legal Twitter again. Saturday night, Michael Cohen joined the president for dinner at Mar-a-Lago, and by sheer coincidence Cohen's own lawyer David Schwartz unveiled a new theory of the case on CNN last night.
My cousin's husband went there, also too. It's where people who decided to go to law school later in life and guys you didn't think would ever be lawyers go.
The saddest part is that despite all this frank malevolent incompetence, somehow Trump will ultimately get through this unharmed. Because money and power trumps law.
Yeah, no *laugh*
The SOB who brings them down should get a parade
This pic and the one of sniveling Cohen are *perfect*.
I think he went to Touro... https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...
My cousin's husband went there, also too. It's where people who decided to go to law school later in life and guys you didn't think would ever be lawyers go.
Better call Saul.
(yes, yes, Saul Goodman libelz; Saul is actually a pretty competent lawyer)
Oops. I gave them too much credit. It's obvious the light isn't on for those goobers.
Look up "meathead" in the dictionary...
Ho. Lee. Shit...
Maybe we should just arm all the Trump people, the problem would solve itself!
Really, interesting. on reddit, a downvote is expected. it's unamerican to upvote on reddit unless the post or comment is made by a spammer or troll.
Donald Trump and a zombie raccoon had a turd-baby together because someone loves going bareback. They named their turd-baby, Michael Schwartz.
Hey! At least give American Science & Surplus (www.sciplus.com) a shout out for using their logo at the bottom of the story!
Schwartz doesn't even play a lawyer on TV.
Cohen's lawyer is an idiot, but he didn't mansplain anything on CNN unless legal concepts are things that only women can understand.
Schwartz is definitely the schlemazel in this scenario.
The saddest part is that despite all this frank malevolent incompetence, somehow Trump will ultimately get through this unharmed. Because money and power trumps law.
The supermassive black hole of stupid. Let's out loud, to the entire world admit that the Trump Org is a two-bit mob racket.