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Weird Fishes's avatar

Yeah, no *laugh*

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Weird Fishes's avatar

The SOB who brings them down should get a parade

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Sons of Ares's avatar

This pic and the one of sniveling Cohen are *perfect*.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I think he went to Touro... https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

My cousin's husband went there, also too. It's where people who decided to go to law school later in life and guys you didn't think would ever be lawyers go.

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CassandraLeo's avatar

Better call Saul.

(yes, yes, Saul Goodman libelz; Saul is actually a pretty competent lawyer)

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just_jim's avatar

Oops. I gave them too much credit. It's obvious the light isn't on for those goobers.

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Thorn Spike's avatar

Look up "meathead" in the dictionary...

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Jessie's avatar

Ho. Lee. Shit...

Maybe we should just arm all the Trump people, the problem would solve itself!

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The Villainess+'s avatar

Really, interesting. on reddit, a downvote is expected. it's unamerican to upvote on reddit unless the post or comment is made by a spammer or troll.

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The Villainess+'s avatar

Donald Trump and a zombie raccoon had a turd-baby together because someone loves going bareback. They named their turd-baby, Michael Schwartz.

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HairyEyedWordBombThrower's avatar

Hey! At least give American Science & Surplus (www.sciplus.com) a shout out for using their logo at the bottom of the story!

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JohnTomato's avatar

Schwartz doesn't even play a lawyer on TV.

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Leonard J Krabbs's avatar

Cohen's lawyer is an idiot, but he didn't mansplain anything on CNN unless legal concepts are things that only women can understand.

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Rick Prose's avatar

Schwartz is definitely the schlemazel in this scenario.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

The saddest part is that despite all this frank malevolent incompetence, somehow Trump will ultimately get through this unharmed. Because money and power trumps law.

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greyXstar's avatar

The supermassive black hole of stupid. Let's out loud, to the entire world admit that the Trump Org is a two-bit mob racket.

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