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EdR's avatar

Sadly, you are right Ron. And it feels like I am trying to contain the flow by scooping the shit stream using a shot glass.

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

For a minnit at most, cause I'm sure Cohen is on the PEDs

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

so, you're saying Cohen should hire Marisa Tomei as his attorney?

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

I went to Haverford 1963-64. I remember a large percentage of the Bryn Mawr students as both very attractive and worth knowing for their wit and smarts. Unfortunately, I was too fucked up to stay and fled back to warm, boozy Florida.

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Duke's avatar

Coffee?

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Duke's avatar

Seriously. Trump never expected to win. He's drunk on the power and fame now, but he may have stepped it back a notch and lost on purpose with what's warming up for his ass.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

He was a perfect gentleman. In other words, he had refinement.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

If we get through this mess, expect a number of hungry prosecutors to note the easy pickings.

To think of just one developer family not named Trump that could feel a world of hurt: the Kushners.

And the whole state of Florida is rife with these not-so-wiseguys.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I was going to try to work up a comparison with Mary Lou Retton but, really, it isn't fair to compare talented athletes with this pudgy schlub in a sports coat he seems to have stolen out of a 1960's dumpster.

I do think he will flip so hard that his hip joint will be permanently embedded in his T3 vertebra.

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Minuetman Raan ✚✚'s avatar

No, I'm saying Mueller should hire Joe Pesci to break these fuckers' wills.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

and please resurrect Fred Gwynne as the judge.

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moeman's avatar

Anyone hear Cohen say 'pardon me'?

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sarafina's avatar

Too late.

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Minuetman Raan ✚✚'s avatar

Or just resurrect Fred Gwynne in general.

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psychobroad's avatar

If there's any justice, ditto for Schmeith Schmavidson.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

and not for farting in the elevator (again!)!

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