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Boojum's avatar

The physics of a subcutaneous chip just don’t work. Batteries, transmission range, etc. are inadequate and will probably always be inadequate to permit this.

Your iPhone, otoh, tracks you just fine.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Sadly I find your story 100% believable.

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RepubAnon's avatar

They’re anti-democracy, not anti big government. It’s just that they want to be the autocrats

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RepubAnon's avatar

If Putin issues the cards, Flynn’s fine with it.

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AP's avatar

I really would like to know the details about why he was fired by the Obama administration.

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mr_snarkie's avatar

Life isn't fun unless you're thwarting the globalist elites seeking to control you. Wheee!

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sarafina's avatar

Wasn't he working for Turkey (or some foreign government) at the same time? Obama did not play.

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sarafina's avatar

Georgetown, like Burlingame, VT, is a town mostly or completely off fossil fuels, iirc.

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enon's avatar

damn... all this time i just figured flynn was a fascist... but he's friggin nuts!

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mkebikergrl72's avatar

"...an identification card of some type that’s gonna require people to not only operate in the commercial space, but to function alongside the department of Homeland Security where it becomes a security function as well."

Like um...your social security card?

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Jac Cabo's avatar

I marked Wonkette as a "Favorite" on my browser (DDG) ... any time I want the current post - no prob...there it is...

P.S.- Not Staff!

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

Not assuming, just amazed. I'll probably never understand how one can be successful at business or medicine - disciplines that certainly require the ability to make intelligent decisions - and yet buy into the most bizarre stuff. I really, really, REALLY wanted to ask that guy what his position was on shapeshifters.

BTW, he morans at Great Awakening are 100% sure the Will Smith/Chris Rock incident was a staged diversionary tactic. They just haven't decided yet from what we were trying to divert their attention.

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Jac Cabo's avatar

Under My Thumb?Under My Wheels?Undercover Lover?Under Our Spell?Under A Spell?Under The Spell?Paradise/The Spell?Miss-Spell?(Spelling Bee Fail)...

Spelling too much time on this.....

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Zerosumgame-vaxxed's avatar

Watching my chip would bore someone to death! I go to the store once a month to get a money order, then sit at home the rest of the month. Good luck with that, George, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Viole Falusche's avatar

Ice cream, Mandrake! Children's ice cream!

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