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This makes me want to puke.

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i've literally been laughing at this for the last 24 hours. thank you!

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HA!

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Dufus, there is not a Democratic congress with enough seats to accomplish that task and clearly Republicans are busy covering Trump's (and their own complicit) treasonous arse (s). What part of FASCISM IS AT THE DOORSTEP WITH PUTIN DRIVING, VOTE MOTHERFUCKERS! did you purity pony assholes not understand as we screamed it at you throughout the entirety of the year 2016 (actually throughout the years prior to that)? Shut the fuck up already. You assholes really and truly deserve the mess you created (not just for yourselves but for every other Western liberal democracy on the planet). Either vote in this next election (and every single one until these scum are put out of business) and stop the Bernie.Corbyn bullshit or sit your asses down and get used to the fact that your shit hole country is over.

Sincerely,Your former allies

PS German-American here so I am doubly fucking furious with you fucking morons.

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Thank you for your dispensation for boning hot, spy ladies who are totally from Canada.

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ah friday.

freya's day.

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I seem to remember worries about foreign money entering America politics after Citizens United was decided. Justice Roberts pooh-poohed that notion.

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Boobs? Try naked underage boys.

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I prefer "projectile vomiting of lies"

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Or as General Anthony McAuliffe said - "Nuts!"

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US ' indicts ' Russians for ( unproven and refuted by expert US analysts ) publication of information ( fucking of B.Sanders ) that US public ought to have had published .Said Russians are clearly going to be " Assanged " , so the ' evidence' of ' Russian interference ' is never to be examined critically at a trial of them .Putin offers US the opening of interrogating these Russian schemers , in Russia .And adds that reasonableness suggests Russia should be allowed to interrogate , in USA , expat Russians who funnelled money out of Russia . I see the Russian position as reasonable .

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It is. Literally "what the deuce?" or "what the dickens?" https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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He has to please his customers, and Putin is his best customer (in his mind).

Also Trump was likely in his usual state when he called the deal a good one.

The usual state of not knowing fuck about anything.

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Employees must always wash their hands rubles before returning to work

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