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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’ve come to the conclusion the florescent light bulbs make you smarter which explains Michele Bachmann very nicely.

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PsycWench's avatar

Evolution, I wish I could quit ya.

(not really)

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

All stories about vaccine conspiracies should at least have <i>pictures</i> of Jenny McCarthy, I think.

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PsycWench's avatar

May many more follow in your footsteps.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Did the Mandarins make the PlayOffs?

I know the 9'ers are in it.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Out the door and influenza.

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Fartknocker's avatar

So Wonkette staff, given the new male underwear commercial, can you order some briefs with the Wonkette logo? You might as well add boxers because we men folks don't want to aleinate anyone.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

And what the heck is wrong with youth in Asia?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I've posted this before, but it's still funny.

When The Silly Savage started off in Hate Talk Radio in San Francisco, one of his fellow workers peed into the stupid leather hat he always wore.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Then she says "I have this horrible tumor sucking the life out of me". "Get a divorce," he recommends.

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PsycWench's avatar

Sounds like a recommendation based on evolution to me.

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PubOption's avatar

Children developing autism as they get older? I know it takes some time to get a reliable diagnosis, but is this possible?

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PubOption's avatar

And who knows what treatment they needed after the Colombian hookers.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

When his listeners get sick and don't have health insurance because of Freedom™ or No Job™, Dr. Savage can pick up the tab.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Isn't "mandarin" Chinese for "job creator"?

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