Your Wonkette writer had the flu last week. Let us put it this way: if you're in desperate need of using every blanket in your home, then sweating through your clothes for two straight days, then go lick doorknobs at your closest university. Everybody else, get a flu shot.
So Wonkette staff, given the new male underwear commercial, can you order some briefs with the Wonkette logo? You might as well add boxers because we men folks don't want to aleinate anyone.
When his listeners get sick and don't have health insurance because of Freedom™ or No Job™, Dr. Savage can pick up the tab.
I’ve come to the conclusion the florescent light bulbs make you smarter which explains Michele Bachmann very nicely.
Evolution, I wish I could quit ya.
(not really)
All stories about vaccine conspiracies should at least have <i>pictures</i> of Jenny McCarthy, I think.
May many more follow in your footsteps.
Did the Mandarins make the PlayOffs?
I know the 9&#039;ers are in it.
Out the door and influenza.
So Wonkette staff, given the new male underwear commercial, can you order some briefs with the Wonkette logo? You might as well add boxers because we men folks don&#039;t want to aleinate anyone.
And what the heck is wrong with youth in Asia?
I&#039;ve posted this before, but it&#039;s still funny.
When The Silly Savage started off in Hate Talk Radio in San Francisco, one of his fellow workers peed into the stupid leather hat he always wore.
Then she says &quot;I have this horrible tumor sucking the life out of me&quot;. &quot;Get a divorce,&quot; he recommends.
Sounds like a recommendation based on evolution to me.
Children developing autism as they get older? I know it takes some time to get a reliable diagnosis, but is this possible?
And who knows what treatment they needed after the Colombian hookers.
When his listeners get sick and don&#039;t have health insurance because of Freedom&trade; or No Job&trade;, Dr. Savage can pick up the tab.
Isn&#039;t &quot;mandarin&quot; Chinese for &quot;job creator&quot;?