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Incoming Ham's avatar

"What is wrong with her? Really, what IS wrong with her. There has to be a picture of her in the DSM-V under entries for one or more personality disorders.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Bag of malicious lying dumb hammers.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Can't they just wave their magic ... oh. Right.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Fuck this woman is stupid.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

It's a scary thought (to her dupes), and that's close enough.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

I like how the phrase "lose the gavel" implies control. The great success of the Republican-led House in accomplishing their goals, and earning such tremendous approval numbers, is the envy of the world.

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diogenez's avatar

With apologies to Jane Curtain.

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diogenez's avatar

This could explain their peculiar obsession with religion.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Maybe she thinks she's really at Hogwarts. That would explain so much.

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Lot_49's avatar

File that one under "Questions that answer themselves."

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Lot_49's avatar

No no, Marcus is "Swiss." It's very similar, but not so similar as Italian.

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Lot_49's avatar

She's going to that place where Palin went, and Karl Rove, and other failed Republican politicians.

And by the way, has Fox got Zimmerman's résumé yet?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so basically Louie Gohmert kept going back to the end of the line to get another shot

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

C) ALL OF THE ABOVE

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

every time he has "those thoughts" she breaks out the riding crop

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Potter envy

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