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"What is wrong with her? Really, what IS wrong with her. There has to be a picture of her in the DSM-V under entries for one or more personality disorders.

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Bag of malicious lying dumb hammers.

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Fuck this woman is stupid.

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It's a scary thought (to her dupes), and that's close enough.

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I like how the phrase "lose the gavel" implies control. The great success of the Republican-led House in accomplishing their goals, and earning such tremendous approval numbers, is the envy of the world.

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With apologies to Jane Curtain.

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This could explain their peculiar obsession with religion.

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Maybe she thinks she's really at Hogwarts. That would explain so much.

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File that one under "Questions that answer themselves."

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No no, Marcus is "Swiss." It's very similar, but not so similar as Italian.

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She's going to that place where Palin went, and Karl Rove, and other failed Republican politicians.

And by the way, has Fox got Zimmerman's résumé yet?

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so basically Louie Gohmert kept going back to the end of the line to get another shot

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C) ALL OF THE ABOVE

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every time he has "those thoughts" she breaks out the riding crop

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Potter envy

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