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handyhippie65's avatar

the fact that ANYONE, would take her advice on ANYTHING, shows a serious lack of judgement, and a willingness to drown in denial of reality.

Dr. Rags's avatar

It's what we had before there were CD's.

.......what's a CD, Daddy?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

........"What's good music, Daddy?"

The Librarian's avatar

Lol, not in the bluest of blue states.

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Pffft, everyone knows the antichrist will rise to the head of the U.N. but it will be a guy from Romania, this is common knowledge.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Someone who knew that fed George Washington tomatoes once in a delicious, but failed, assassination attempt.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Becoming the Antichrist is the same as how you get to Carnegie Hall -- practice, practice, practice.

revenant's avatar

this non-comment perfectly summarizes the story. the rest is exegesis and embroidery

HellhathnofuryDemme's avatar

Good thing he's NOT gonna win!!!

revenant's avatar

the better thing is, ADHDonald isn't going to listen to any of them anyway.

Ikimizi's avatar

Bombing will commence immediately. The people of Minnesota will welcome us as liberators.

revenant's avatar

so, Drumpf, Stein or Johnson, probably in that order

tehbaddr's avatar

Frogs bump their ass when they hop because they were designed that way! You Pinko Tory Bolshevik Hindu Muslin Tree-hugging Libtard!!!!!!111111!!!11!!1!1!!!1!!!!

Paperless Tiger's avatar

“He has turned businesses around, and that’s what he wants to do with the country.”He ain't turning me around, no way.