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She may have to settle for being the next governor of Minnesota.

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Am I the only one who thinks there's something profoundly disturbing about that meat locker shot?

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Oh man, that is so awesome. GODS OF THE BOUNTIFUL INTARNET BE PRAISED!

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and Hank III is yelling, "shut the fuck up, old man!"

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oh you are a far better person than i.

i am so looking forward to the clown tears.

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i think i once read manson was sold - by his mother - for beer.

what a waste.

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<i>...so that he doesn’t have to vote for “next best thing” dead serial killer psychopath Charles Manson for President. </i>

Does this mean her campaign is...(wait for it)...Helter Skelter?

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There is an injectable form. I'll score the Thorazine if you can score a Jim.

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Did the voters actually think they would get work out of her?

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Funny, that's the feeling I get looking at <i>Marcus</i> Bachmann.

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Charles Manson -- apparently a Repubican.

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If she's too broke to pay her staff, why doesn't Michele just put her kids to work for her? <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=s4_kZW7SCv0" target="_blank">Kids need jobs.</a>

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That's the only consequence? Somewhere the Dixie Chicks are thinking Williams got off light.

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<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/OBAMAVSHITLER.gif" target="_blank">Let's be logical here.</a>

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To hell with emergency contributions; this campaign needs emergency antipsychotics.

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<i>You are paying a six-figure salary to a lunatic woman who runs around on her feverish hamster wheel to Nowhere talking about serial killers with her demented fans.</i>

That's no different from when I owned stock in HP. Except Carly Fiorina had a seven or eight figure salary.

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