I wish I could give you ten thumbs up. If prayer actually worked, there's a long line of people I'd pray for before praying for Michele Bachmann (to shut up).
Oh lord, won't you buy me the president's seat My friends think I'm special and just can't be beat I'll beg for the money, I'll suck a Koch's meat Oh lord, won't you buy me the pres-i-dents seat
They always let god off the hook by saying "he heard our prayers but chose not to answer them", or something about closing Windows and buying a Mac.
Pix or it didn't happen!
I wish I could give you ten thumbs up. If prayer actually worked, there's a long line of people I'd pray for before praying for Michele Bachmann (to shut up).
SHE can't explain that. I bet the staff has plenty of explanation.
Oh lord, won't you buy me the president's seat My friends think I'm special and just can't be beat I'll beg for the money, I'll suck a Koch's meat Oh lord, won't you buy me the pres-i-dents seat
They always let god off the hook by saying "he heard our prayers but chose not to answer them", or something about closing Windows and buying a Mac.
I pray for all of 'em; I pray they get their heads on right, or failing that, I pray they fry in hell.
Hey, if he can turn water into wine. . . .
Gawd help those who help themselves to campaign funds.
It's too cold. Try the Norwegians.
Classic Michele <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm16dBXn5u0">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Actually, once you&#039;ve looked at it that way, I&#039;d say she&#039;s hinting she wants to team up with Rick Santorum.
God generally just delegates this type of stuff to Ralph Reed.
the arrogance of the godly. simply breathtaking.
seriously, fuck these people.
Probably a better idea to ask God to assemble the remaining brain cells into something resembling a coherent mind.
Lord, grant her the wisdom to realize she has no business trying to become president.
i wish we knew more about our shy little troll pet.
that way we could talk more personally to him, you know?