Reigning and forever queen of derp Michele Bachmann has been packing her bags and strapping on her black-and-white Nikes because the Bible says the End Times are nigh, THANKS OBAMA. While she is super steamed at the president for cursing America with droughts and snowstorms because he has been a meanie to Israel, and the Bible says you can't do that, it's actually a happy time -- rejoice! -- because (
i agree. to bad we don't know if the guy in the sky, is real, or is with them. for all any of us know, it may be a gal in the sky, and she is really pissed about how men lied and twisted up what she wanted for the world.
ETA: I am in awe of your ability to that sort of sciencey thing, being a hopeless artsy, and I am very glad that there are people like you around.
That would be wonderful, but where would I get a discount card.? I tried to get a drs prescription for it so that my health plan would cover it, but the specialist took a year to see and then wanted me to do a huge long observation diary (after suffering with the fuckers for 25 years) and then maybe- MAYBE! he would recommend botox rather than beta blockers every day. I told him I was not going to use those, botox worked when I had it done by cosmetic drs who are happy to take my money. His question: "You would rather have the deadliest poison known to man injected into your body?" My answer: "Yes."
Meanwhile, the scrip written by one of those cosmetic drs was accepted by my husband's plan, but my plan told me no, and my husband's plan told me that they wouldn't cover me unless my plan did too. Sigh. So, whenever a low pressure system moves in, I pull out the ice pack, the 222's, the lavender oil, and lie down, and once in a while I can take a prescription pill which works ok, but I still have the migraine- which just doesn't happen with botox at all.
tl;dr: Even in socialist Canada, where having 2 kids cost me nothing, it ain't perfect.
It must drive these fuckwits crazy that God doesn't seem to be bothered in the least by stuff that has them foaming at the mouth. Maybe we can get them to admit to the reality of global warming - we just have to suggest that it's happening in order to punish us for all the gay agenda throat-cramming.
“Rarely has this nation witnessed the kind of hubris, arrogance and callousness as we did at the President’s Correspondents Dinner,” said Joel Richardson, an end-times author and filmmaker.
I think when it comes to arrogance and hubris self appointed Man of God Creflo Dollar attempting to raise $65 million in donations for a private jet, not for affordable housing or medical clinics in Africa, A PRIVATE JET!! has Obama beat by a mile.
And being experts in doublethink, they manage to hold both these conflicting beliefs in their heads simultaneously. They may be nuts, but it's an interesting kind of nuts.
Medical diagnosis indicates the following treatment: amputation of the head, so it can then be safely removed from the rectum...
You have to wait a few weeks then.
i agree. to bad we don't know if the guy in the sky, is real, or is with them. for all any of us know, it may be a gal in the sky, and she is really pissed about how men lied and twisted up what she wanted for the world.
“Jesus Christ is coming back!” Michele Bachmann also said, "Derp." "Derp Derp." "Derpitty Der..."
ETA: I am in awe of your ability to that sort of sciencey thing, being a hopeless artsy, and I am very glad that there are people like you around.
That would be wonderful, but where would I get a discount card.? I tried to get a drs prescription for it so that my health plan would cover it, but the specialist took a year to see and then wanted me to do a huge long observation diary (after suffering with the fuckers for 25 years) and then maybe- MAYBE! he would recommend botox rather than beta blockers every day. I told him I was not going to use those, botox worked when I had it done by cosmetic drs who are happy to take my money. His question: "You would rather have the deadliest poison known to man injected into your body?" My answer: "Yes."
Meanwhile, the scrip written by one of those cosmetic drs was accepted by my husband's plan, but my plan told me no, and my husband's plan told me that they wouldn't cover me unless my plan did too. Sigh. So, whenever a low pressure system moves in, I pull out the ice pack, the 222's, the lavender oil, and lie down, and once in a while I can take a prescription pill which works ok, but I still have the migraine- which just doesn't happen with botox at all.
tl;dr: Even in socialist Canada, where having 2 kids cost me nothing, it ain't perfect.
The human race and all life is nothing more than a ponzi scheme, Michele Bachmann and her kind can't wait to see the end.
Jonesboro probably rents for cheap these days...
It must drive these fuckwits crazy that God doesn't seem to be bothered in the least by stuff that has them foaming at the mouth. Maybe we can get them to admit to the reality of global warming - we just have to suggest that it's happening in order to punish us for all the gay agenda throat-cramming.
Don't forget to make protest signs out of the gory photos.
“Rarely has this nation witnessed the kind of hubris, arrogance and callousness as we did at the President’s Correspondents Dinner,” said Joel Richardson, an end-times author and filmmaker.
I think when it comes to arrogance and hubris self appointed Man of God Creflo Dollar attempting to raise $65 million in donations for a private jet, not for affordable housing or medical clinics in Africa, A PRIVATE JET!! has Obama beat by a mile.
Her chin would make a great rest stop for a set of gnarly nutts.
And being experts in doublethink, they manage to hold both these conflicting beliefs in their heads simultaneously. They may be nuts, but it's an interesting kind of nuts.
They've certainly tied themselves in knots trying to claim that when God said 'Israel' he really meant 'Amurrica.'
They think they ARE the normal people.
So why are there so damned many of them?
And she might shut up if she had a big fat corn dog in her mouth.